The Best New Band You Ain't Heard Yet

Is called Hibagon, they're outta Brooklyn, it features ex-members of Atakke/Bones Brigade/Cuddle Machines/Same-Sex Dictator they shred like 3200meter mountain of cheese graters on top of a valley of meat grinders surrounded by Brinks document destruction services encapsulated in an ocean of razor blades. Yeah, it's like that. My band, Haunted Castle and Hibagon both had our first show at that party I threw last Saturday (that I'm still fucking sick from...) to a surprisingly into it crowd and shit was off the hook. Here's some videos of Hibagon doing their worst. I'll spare you any audio of Haunted Castle, you know, because I like y'all (and we sound like a ziplock bag full of limp dicks)...