Why We Keep Sweden Around

My friend just forwarded me this blog post of some crazy ass Swedish black metaler. Enjoy.

AUDIO VERSION: Balcks Metals Blöggings as read by Skwisgaar Skwigelf


NOTE FROM DAN BONES: THIS IS TO BE READ IN THE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF VOICE!

Subject: I thought you would get a kick out of this SWEDISH BALCK
METAL GUSYY" FUCKING BLOG POST FROM MYSPACE!!!

Fuck off with your bullshits!You have a mental ill and I have no
fucking idea. If someone says some shit again about me or my life I'll
sue them, you can be Jesus christ too but I'll don't care. I'm not
here for knowing people. The real life is different to internet shit.
Open your fucking eyes. START TO DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT, WORDS
ARE USELESS AND TALKIN' IS SIMPLE. ALSO MOSTLY OF YOU THINK THAT
YOU'RE REALLY INTO SOMETHING (about things too much high for you), BUT
FINALLY YOU DON'T HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT IT REALLY IS. GET A LIFE AND
SPEND MORE TIME IN REAL PLACES AND LESS ON INTERNET! I'D LIKE ALSO TO
KNOW WHO IS THE BITCH THAT STOLE SOME PICS OF ONE OF MY TATTOOS (THE
REAPER WITH FLAMES AND A NAME) AND SHE GIVES SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE WITH
OTHERS AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT I WAS I BECAUSE I DELETED MY PAGE ONE
YEAR AGO AND I RE-START ONLY NOT MUCH WEEKS AGO BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS SO
BUSY WITH MY STUDIES AND WORK. I'M REALLY INTERESTED BECAUSE I LEARN
SOME SHIT THESE DAYS AND I DID NOT TALK ABOUT MY LIFE ETC. WITH NOBODY
THAT I DON'T KNOW PERSONALITY AND NOBODY THAT I DON'T KNOW HAS MY
CONTACT! FOR WHO BELIEVES IN, YOU'RE A FUCKER LIKE HER. IT'S ALWAYS
SIMPLE BE HIDDEN BY A COMPUTER. COME ON! FACE TO FACE AND WE CLEAR
SOMETHING!